Weird Al-Gorithm Podcast

The entire career of “Weird Al” Yankovic,
analyzed & dissected one song at a time.
Hosted by Matt Kelly & Matthew Milligan.

Listen now on Spotify, iHeart, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts
Matt Kelly’s Parody Rankings
  1. I Think I’m A Clone Now
    Even Worse, 1988
  2. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. Amish Paradise
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  4. Smells Like Nirvana
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  5. White & Nerdy
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  6. Yoda
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  7. I Lost on Jeopardy
    In 3-D, 1984
  8. Fat
    Even Worse, 1988
  9. Headline News
    1994
  10. The Saga Begins
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  11. Word Crimes
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  12. A Complicated Song
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  13. Gump
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  14. Confessions Part III
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  15. Tacky
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  16. Foil
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  17. Whatever You Like
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  18. Handy
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  19. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  20. Jerry Springer
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  21. Livin’ In The Fridge
    Alapalooza, 1993
  22. I Can’t Watch This
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  23. Like A Surgeon
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  24. Party In The CIA
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  25. Spam
    UHF, 1989
  26. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Even Worse, 1988
  27. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  28. The White Stuff
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  29. Ricky
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  30. Eat It
    In 3-D, 1984
  31. TMZ
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  32. eBay
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  33. Lasagna
    Even Worse, 1988
  34. Perform This Way
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  35. Phony Calls
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  36. Addicted To Spuds
    Polka Party, 1986
  37. Syndicated Inc.
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  38. Jurassic Park
    Alapalooza, 1993
  39. You’re Pitiful
    2006
  40. Trash Day
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  41. Taco Grande
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  42. Theme from Rocky XIII
    In 3-D, 1984
  43. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    UHF, 1989
  44. My Bologna
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  45. I Love Rocky Road
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  46. Alimony
    Even Worse, 1988
  47. Living With A Hernia
    Polka Party, 1986
  48. Canadian Idiot
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  49. King of Suede
    In 3-D, 1984
  50. Another One Rides The Bus
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  51. Cavity Search
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  52. Bedrock Anthem
    Alapalooza, 1993
  53. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  54. Grapefruit Diet
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  55. Do I Creep You Out?
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  56. She Drives Like Crazy
    UHF, 1989
  57. Here’s Johnny
    Polka Party, 1986
  58. Isle Thing
    UHF, 1989
  59. Couch Potato
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  60. Another Tattoo
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  61. Achy Breaky Song
    Alapalooza, 1993
  62. Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  63. The Brady Bunch
    In 3-D, 1984
  64. I Want A New Duck
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  65. Inactive
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  66. Ode To A Superhero
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  67. The Plumbing Song
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  68. Toothless People
    Polka Party, 1986

Matthew Milligan’s Parody Rankings
  1. Headline News
    1994
  2. White & Nerdy
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  3. Yoda
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  4. Like A Surgeon
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  5. I Lost On Jeopardy
    In 3-D, 1984
  6. Amish Paradise
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  7. Smells Like Nirvana
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  8. Fat
    Even Worse, 1988
  9. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Even Worse, 1988
  10. Foil
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  11. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  12. Tacky
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  13. Gump
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  14. Eat It
    In 3-D, 1984
  15. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  16. The Saga Begins
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  17. My Bologna
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  18. Whatever You Like
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  19. Confessions Part III
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  20. Handy
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  21. Word Crimes
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  22. I Think I’m A Clone Now
    Even Worse, 1988
  23. Spam
    UHF, 1989
  24. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    UHF, 1989
  25. Jurassic Park
    Alapalooza, 1993
  26. Party In The CIA
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  27. Theme from Rocky XIII
    In 3-D, 1984
  28. The White Stuff
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  29. I Love Rocky Road
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  30. Addicted To Spuds
    Polka Party, 1986
  31. Phony Calls
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  32. TMZ
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  33. eBay
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  34. I Can’t Watch This
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  35. Perform This Way
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  36. Trash Day
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  37. Alimony
    Even Worse, 1988
  38. Ricky
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  39. Jerry Springer
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  40. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  41. She Drives Like Crazy
    UHF, 1989
  42. Taco Grande
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  43. Bedrock Anthem
    Alapalooza, 1993
  44. Lasagna
    Even Worse, 1988
  45. Syndicated Inc.
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  46. A Complicated Song
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  47. King of Suede
    In 3-D, 1984
  48. You’re Pitiful
    2006
  49. Here’s Johnny
    Polka Party, 1986
  50. Grapefruit Diet
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  51. Livin’ In The Fridge
    Alapalooza, 1993
  52. Living With A Hernia
    Polka Party, 1986
  53. Another One Rides The Bus
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  54. Cavity Search
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  55. Canadian Idiot
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  56. The Brady Bunch
    In 3-D, 1984
  57. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  58. Do I Creep You Out?
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  59. Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  60. Isle Thing
    UHF, 1989
  61. Achy Breaky Song
    Alapalooza, 1993
  62. The Plumbing Song
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  63. Couch Potato
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  64. Inactive
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  65. I Want A New Duck
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  66. Another Tattoo
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  67. Toothless People
    Polka Party, 1986
  68. Ode To A Superhero
    Poodle Hat, 2003
Matt Kelly’s Original Rankings
  1. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  2. UHF
    UHF, 1989
  3. Dare To Be Stupid
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  4. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Alapalooza, 1993
  5. Melanie
    Even Worse, 1988
  6. I Remember Larry
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  7. Skipper Dan
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  8. Lame Claim To Fame
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  9. Albuquerque
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  10. Hardware Store
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  11. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  12. Nature Trail To Hell
    In 3-D, 1984
  13. Jackson Park Express
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  14. This Is The Life
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  15. You Make Me
    Even Worse, 1988
  16. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  17. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  18. Close But No Cigar
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  19. Bob
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  20. Dog Eat Dog
    Polka Party, 1986
  21. I’m So Sick Of You
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  22. Ringtone
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  23. Your Horoscope for Today
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  24. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  25. One More Minute
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  26. First World Problems
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  27. My Baby’s in Love with Eddie Vedder
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  28. Don’t Download This Song
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  29. Trigger Happy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  30. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
    UHF, 1989
  31. The Check’s In The Mail
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  32. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Polka Party, 1986
  33. Midnight Star
    In 3-D, 1984
  34. The Weird Al Show Theme
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  35. Generic Blues
    UHF, 1989
  36. Good Old Days
    Even Worse, 1988
  37. Twister
    Even Worse, 1988
  38. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  39. Wanna B Ur Lovr
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  40. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  41. Waffle King
    Alapalooza, 1993
  42. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Polka Party, 1986
  43. Genius in France
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  44. CNR
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  45. Virus Alert
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  46. The Brain Song
    Medium Rarities, 2017
  47. I Was Only Kidding
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  48. Sports Song
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  49. Weasel Stomping Day
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  50. Mr. Popeil
    In 3-D, 1984
  51. Mission Statement
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  52. Pancreas
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  53. Germs
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  54. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
    UHF, 1989
  55. Velvet Elvis
    Even Worse, 1988
  56. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  57. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
    Alapalooza, 1993
  58. When I Was Your Age
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  59. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
    Even Worse, 1988
  60. Good Enough For Now
    Polka Party, 1986
  61. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  62. My Own Eyes
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  63. Party at the Leper Colony
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  64. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  65. Craigslist
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  66. Spy Hard
    1994
  67. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
    Alapalooza, 1993
  68. Talk Soup
    Alapalooza, 1993
  69. Young, Dumb & Ugly
    Alapalooza, 1993
  70. Airline Amy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  71. Let Me Be Your Hog
    UHF, 1989
  72. If That Isn’t Love
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  73. Happy Birthday
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  74. One Of Those Days
    Polka Party, 1986
  75. Cable TV
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  76. I’ll Sue Ya
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  77. That Boy Could Dance
    In 3-D, 1984
  78. Buy Me A Condo
    In 3-D, 1984
  79. Such A Groovy Guy
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  80. Traffic Jam
    Alapalooza, 1993
  81. Gotta Boogie
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  82. Callin’ in Sick
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  83. Buckingham Blues
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
Matthew Milligan’s Original Rankings
  1. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Alapalooza, 1993
  2. Albuquerque
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. UHF
    UHF, 1989
  4. Dare To Be Stupid
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  5. Skipper Dan
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  6. Genius in France
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  7. Hardware Store
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  8. Pancreas
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  9. I Remember Larry
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  10. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  11. Airline Amy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  12. Melanie
    Even Worse, 1988
  13. Nature Trail To Hell
    In 3-D, 1984
  14. Good Old Days
    Even Worse, 1988
  15. Jackson Park Express
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  16. Your Horoscope for Today
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  17. Trigger Happy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  18. Virus Alert
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  19. Dog Eat Dog
    Polka Party, 1986
  20. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  21. Bob
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  22. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  23. Wanna B Ur Lovr
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  24. I’m So Sick Of You
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  25. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
    UHF, 1989
  26. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  27. Mr. Popeil
    In 3-D, 1984
  28. Midnight Star
    In 3-D, 1984
  29. One More Minute
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  30. You Make Me
    Even Worse, 1988
  31. This Is The Life
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  32. Close But No Cigar
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  33. Mission Statement
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  34. Germs
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  35. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  36. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Polka Party, 1986
  37. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  38. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  39. Don’t Download This Song
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  40. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  41. My Baby’s in Love with Eddie Vedder
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  42. Ringtone
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  43. Velvet Elvis
    Even Worse, 1988
  44. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
    Alapalooza, 1993
  45. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
    UHF, 1989
  46. First World Problems
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  47. I’ll Sue Ya
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  48. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  49. Lame Claim To Fame
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  50. Generic Blues
    UHF, 1989
  51. The Weird Al Show Theme
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  52. I Was Only Kidding
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  53. Waffle King
    Alapalooza, 1993
  54. Twister
    Even Worse, 1988
  55. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
    Even Worse, 1988
  56. CNR
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  57. Good Enough For Now
    Polka Party, 1986
  58. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Polka Party, 1986
  59. Traffic Jam
    Alapalooza, 1993
  60. Buy Me A Condo
    In 3-D, 1984
  61. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  62. Craigslist
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  63. The Brain Song
    Medium Rarities, 2017
  64. Party at the Leper Colony
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  65. Weasel Stomping Day
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  66. Sports Song
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  67. Callin’ in Sick
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  68. Young, Dumb & Ugly
    Alapalooza, 1993
  69. When I Was Your Age
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  70. The Check’s In The Mail
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  71. That Boy Could Dance
    In 3-D, 1984
  72. Happy Birthday
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  73. Gotta Boogie
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  74. My Own Eyes
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  75. If That Isn’t Love
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  76. Talk Soup
    Alapalooza, 1993
  77. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
    Alapalooza, 1993
  78. Cable TV
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  79. Let Me Be Your Hog
    UHF, 1989
  80. One Of Those Days
    Polka Party, 1986
  81. Such A Groovy Guy
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  82. Spy Hard
    1994
  83. Buckingham Blues
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983

Matt Kelly’s Polka Rankings
  1. The Alternative Polka
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  2. Polka Power!
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. Polka Face
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  4. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  5. NOW That’s What I Call Polka!
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  6. Angry White Boy Polka
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  7. Hooked On Polkas
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  8. Polkarama!
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  9. Bohemian Polka
    Alapalooza, 1993
  10. Polkas On 45
    In 3-D, 1984
  11. Polka Party!
    Polka Party, 1986
  12. The Hot Rocks Polka
    UHF, 1989
  13. Polkamon
    Pokémon The Movie 2000, 2000

Matthew Milligan’s Polka Rankings
  1. Polka Power!
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  2. Polka Face
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  3. Polkarama!
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  4. The Alternative Polka
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  5. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  6. Angry White Boy Polka
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  7. Polka Party!
    Polka Party, 1986
  8. NOW That’s What I Call Polka!
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  9. The Hot Rocks Polka
    UHF, 1989
  10. Hooked On Polkas
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  11. Polkas on 45
    In 3-D, 1984
  12. Polkamon
    Pokémon The Movie 2000, 2000
  13. Bohemian Polka
    Alapalooza, 1993
Matt Kelly’s Album Rankings
  1. Bad Hair Day (1996)
  2. Even Worse (1988)
  3. Running With Scissors (1999)
  4. Dare To Be Stupid (1985)
  5. Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  6. In 3-D (1984)
  7. Alpocalypse (1984)
  8. Off The Deep End (1992)
  9. “Weird Al” Yankovic (1983)
  10. Polka Party! (1986)
  11. Alapalooza (1993)
  12. Poodle Hat (2003)
  13. Peter & The Wolf (1988)
  14. UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff (1989)

Matthew Milligan’s Album Rankings
  1. Even Worse (1988)
  2. Running With Scissors (1999)
  3. Bad Hair Day (1996)
  4. In 3-D (1984)
  5. Dare To Be Stupid (1985)
  6. Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  7. Off The Deep End (1992)
  8. Mandatory Fun (2014)
  9. Alpocalypse (2011)
  10. “Weird Al” Yankovic (1983)
  11. UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff (1989)
  12. Poodle Hat (2003)
  13. Peter & The Wolf (1988)
  14. Polka Party! (1986)
  15. Alapalooza (1993)
Matt Kelly’s Music Video Rankings
  1. Dare To Be Stupid
  2. Fat
  3. White & Nerdy
  4. Amish Paradise
  5. Smells Like Nirvana
  6. UHF
  7. Jurassic Park
  8. Lame Claim To Fame
  9. It’s All About the Pentiums
  10. Headline News
  11. Christmas At Ground Zero
  12. Like A Surgeon
  13. Eat It
  14. Foil
  15. Don’t Download This Song
  16. Handy
  17. Gump
  18. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  19. Whatever You Like
  20. I Lost On Jeopardy
  21. Ricky
  22. First World Problems
  23. Tacky
  24. Mission Statement
  25. Word Crimes
  26. Ringtone
  27. Perform This Way
  28. Weasel Stomping Day
  29. Party In The CIA
  30. TMZ
  31. CNR
  32. Do I Creep You Out?
  33. Virus Alert
  34. Bob
  35. One More Minute
  36. Polka Face
  37. The Saga Begins
  38. I Love Rocky Road
  39. Close But No Cigar
  40. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
  41. Your Horoscope for Today
  42. Living With A Hernia
  43. Sports Song
  44. Spy Hard
  45. This Is The Life
  46. Skipper Dan
  47. If That Isn’t Love
  48. I’ll Sue Ya
  49. Bedrock Anthem
  50. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
  51. Craigslist
  52. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
  53. Another Tattoo
  54. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
  55. Pancreas
Matthew Milligan’s Music Video Rankings
  1. Dare To Be Stupid
  2. Fat
  3. White & Nerdy
  4. Jurassic Park
  5. Amish Paradise
  6. It’s All About the Pentiums
  7. Smells Like Nirvana
  8. Headline News
  9. Don’t Download This Song
  10. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  11. I Lost On Jeopardy
  12. Foil
  13. Tacky
  14. Weasel Stomping Day
  15. UHF
  16. Eat It
  17. Like A Surgeon
  18. TMZ
  19. Lame Claim To Fame
  20. Whatever You Like
  21. Handy
  22. Do I Creep You Out?
  23. Bob
  24. Virus Alert
  25. Gump
  26. Christmas At Ground Zero
  27. This Is The Life
  28. The Saga Begins
  29. One More Minute
  30. Perform This Way
  31. Ricky
  32. I Love Rocky Road
  33. First World Problems
  34. Mission Statement
  35. Word Crimes
  36. Close But No Cigar
  37. Party In The CIA
  38. CNR
  39. Bedrock Anthem
  40. Living With A Hernia
  41. Sports Song
  42. Your Horoscope for Today
  43. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
  44. Skipper Dan
  45. Polka Face
  46. Spy Hard
  47. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
  48. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
  49. Ringtone
  50. Another Tattoo
  51. Craigslist
  52. I’ll Sue Ya
  53. Pancreas
  54. If That Isn’t Love
  55. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
Special Guest Song Rankings^
  1. Smells Like Nirvana
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  2. Nature Trail To Hell
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  3. Amish Paradise
    Special Guest: Robert Bacon
  4. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  5. White & Nerdy
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  6. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Special Guest: Paul Scheer
  7. Genius In France
    Special Guest: Lisa Hammer
  8. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Special Guest: Allie Goertz
  9. The Saga Begins
    Special Guest: Rob Harvilla
  10. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  11. Foil
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  12. The White Stuff
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  13. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Special Guest: MC Frontalot
  14. You Make Me
    Special Guest: C Philip Zarina
  15. One More Minute
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  16. Bob
    Special Guest: Chris DeMakes
  17. Eat It
    Special Guest: Chris Fafalios
  18. Melanie
    Special Guest: Allie Goertz
  19. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Special Guest: Nate Lopez
  20. Albuquerque
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi, Ethan Ullman, Kelly Phillips, Jeff Nucera
  21. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  22. Confessions Part III
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  23. Virus Alert
    Special Guest: Jacob Godbey
  24. Germs
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  25. Jerry Springer
    Special Guest: Curtis Fortier
  26. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  27. Party at the Leper Colony
    Special Guest: Loz City
  28. Good Enough For Now
    Special Guest: Cowboy Coder
  29. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Special Guest: Jaret Reddick
  30. First World Problems
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  31. Your Horoscope for Today
    Special Guest: Gary Mastriano
  32. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Special Guest: Mark Hampton
  33. Polka Power!
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  34. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  35. Bedrock Anthem
    Special Guest: Matt DiStefano
  36. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Special Guest: John Wlaysewski
  37. Pancreas
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  38. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    Special Guest: Patrick McDonald
  39. Lasagna
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  40. A Complicated Song
    Special Guest: Robert Bacon
  41. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Special Guest: Josh Forbes
  42. Yoda
    Special Guest: Brendan B. Brown
  43. My Own Eyes
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  44. I Lost on Jeopardy
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  45. Like A Surgeon
    Special Guest: Chris Fafalios
  46. Handy
    Special Guest: Eric Appel
  47. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Special Guest: James L Sutter
  48. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Special Guest: Eric Conner
  49. King of Suede
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  50. Good Old Days
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  51. Trigger Happy
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  52. Waffle King
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  53. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Special Guest: Lily Hirsch
  54. CNR
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  55. Grapefruit Diet
    Special Guest: Levi Wilson
  56. The Alternative Polka
    Special Guest: Ray Padgett
  57. Gump
    Special Guest: C Philip Zarina
  58. Don’t Download This Song
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  59. Party In The CIA
    Special Guest: MC Frontalot
  60. Mission Statement
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  61. Word Crimes
    Special Guest: Big Merla
  62. Sports Song
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  63. Achy Breaky Song
    Special Guest: Taylor Morden
  64. Trash Day
    Special Guest: Josh Pilch
  65. Livin’ in the Fridge
    Special Guest: Kevin Shinick
  66. Spam
    Special Guest: Olive Hui
  67. You’re Pitiful
    Special Guest: John Wlaysewski
  68. The Hot Rocks Polka
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  69. Syndicated Inc.
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  70. Hooked On Polkas
    Special Guest: James Kochalka
  71. Perform This Way
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  72. Canadian Idiot
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  73. When I Was Your Age
    Special Guests: Schaffer the Darklord & MC Lars
  74. TMZ
    Special Guest: Eric Conner
  75. Living With A Hernia
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  76. Peter & The Wolf
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  77. Let Me Be Your Hog
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  78. Phony Calls
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi & Ethan Ullman
  79. It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
    Special Guest: Dustin Rubin
  80. Taco Grande
    Special Guest: Lily Hirsch
  81. Weasel Stomping Day
    Special Guest: Tony Hartman
  82. I’ll Sue Ya
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi & Ethan Ullman
  83. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Special Guest: Levi Wilson

^At the end of each episode, special guests rank the song they’ve selected against all previous guest song choices, and are then allowed to re-rank one other song on this list if they feel its current position is not accurate. Consequently, the position of a song on this list is not necessarily reflective of the original guest’s opinion of that track, nor is it in any way reflective of the views of your hosts.

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